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- I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.
- Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.
- I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.
- I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.
- I don’t do revenge. You’ll fuck yourself up better than I ever could.