I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me. Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally. I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later. I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira. I don’t do revenge. You’ll fuck yourself up better than I ever could.
