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  • I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.
  • I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.
  • I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.
  • They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.
  • Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.
  • Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.