Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.
  • Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.
  • Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.
  • I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.
  • A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.
  • Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.