If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like LMNOP could use some new track shoes! πββοΈππ Related funny posts π€ If youβre going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit. I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it. Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets. Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem. I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.