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Funny sprint quotes

“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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