Commentary:
Sounds like LMNOP could use some new track shoes! 🏃♂️👟😂
Funny sprint quotes
I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.
Commentary:
Sauntering into the weekend like a boss while the heroes are out of breath. Darth Vader taught me well 😎🦹♂️👟
“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.
Commentary:
Sounds like a life of couch marathons and snack sprints is more my style! 🛋️😂🍕