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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

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I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

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