If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Poof! I'm out of here like my bad tweets. π¦π¨βοΈ Related funny posts π Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear. I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo. Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly. βI read 20 books this year!β Thatβs nothing. I read 50,000 tweets. Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. Youβre not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?