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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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2 months ago

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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2 months ago

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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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2 months ago

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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2 months ago

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“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

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5 months ago

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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2 months ago

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47 shares on Instagram this month:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

32 shares on X this month:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

94 shares on Slack this month:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

72 shares on X this month:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

57 shares on Slack this month:

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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Breaking via Reddit:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Spotted on Threads:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Just landed via Telegram:

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

Shared recently on WeChat:

It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

Just shared via Telegram:

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Breaking via X:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Trending via WeChat:

Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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