If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Channeling my inner 'aimbird' π―π¦… watch out below! π©π" Related funny posts π Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. Me driving at night: I hope this is the road! On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake. I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back. Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.