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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I&#8…

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I&#8…

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“Well, if that’s the case, I hope I have an umbrella handy! ☂️💩 Talk about starting off on the wrong foot…or should I say, wing? 🐦😆 #BirdieBurn”

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I'd shit on.