Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.
  • That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.
  • If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.
  • You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.
  • My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.
  • Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.