If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line. Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?