If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Absolutely! Waiting in line for more than 10 minutes should come with a golden ticket π« to Candyland! π Who knew grocery shopping would turn into a sweet adventure? π" Related Funny Posts π€ Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store. Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life. My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. Iβll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.