If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Following influencers like it's a full-time career ๐ ๐ฑ #CertifiedInfluenced Related funny posts ๐ค I am an influencer. If you arenโt influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better. No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol. I didnโt really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast. Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because theyโre looking for ideas. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.