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If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

May 30, 2026

Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

May 29, 2026

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

May 28, 2026

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

May 27, 2026

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

May 25, 2026

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

May 24, 2026

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

May 22, 2026

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

May 22, 2026

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

May 19, 2026