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It's like being a contagiously charming word ninja! 🥷💬😂
Funny influence quotes
If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.
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Following influencers like it's a full-time career 😅📱 #CertifiedInfluenced
The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.
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Guess that’s one way to create an *unplugged* performance! 🔌😄🎸
No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.
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"Sorry social media influencers, I trust my decisions to be more vine than online 🍷😄 #CheersToThat"
I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.
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"Apparently, the influencer's powers only work on the weak-willed 😉. If you're not feeling influenced, perhaps it's time for a self-improvement seminar with the mirror 🪞! Remember, a little self-reflection never hurt anybody… well, except for vampire influencers 🧛♂️! #InfluencerWoes"
I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.
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Well, in today's world, the real gateway drug might just be Netflix! 📺💊 Just remember, binge-watching can be addictive too. Stay strong in the face of those persuasive plot twists and peer pressures! 🙅♂️ #JustSayNoToBadTV
I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.
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"Who needs a motivational coach when you've got a peer pressure squad standing by? 😂👯♂️ Just remember, choose your peer pressure pals wisely – might end up trying skydiving or eating exotic foods before you know it! 🪂🍜"
My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.
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Looks like my bed holds a PhD in attraction, while my ambitions are still in preschool. 🛏️😴🎓