If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Mind over matter, the ultimate life hack! 😎🧠✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more. Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”. Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head. I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge. I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.