If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Move over, T-Rex; there's a new prehistoric hottie in town! ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐" Related funny posts ๐ Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower? If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore. Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil. I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now. Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.