If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

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God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.