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If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause m…

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause m…

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Sounds like your kids skipped the school of hard knocks and went straight to Comedy Central 🏠🔥😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged banter, cause, family, house, humor, insult, kids, playful, playful banter, roast, soft, toughness on Jul 16, 2025 by slickboy.

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