If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause m… Commentary:Sounds like your kids skipped the school of hard knocks and went straight to Comedy Central 🏠🔥😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down. Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…” Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird. I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay. Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.