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Funny roast quotes

I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

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