Commentary:
Sure thing, Supreme Leader, just don't send me to the dungeons for forgetting!
Funny playful banter quotes
“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.
Commentary:
Not all monsters wear fangs and fur—some wear mascara and know where the snacks are hidden! 😈💄🍕
If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.
Commentary:
Sounds like your kids skipped the school of hard knocks and went straight to Comedy Central 🏠🔥😂
My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.
Commentary:
💦✨ "Guess I need lessons on how to sparkle like a disco ball! Anyone got a beginner’s guide to glistening?" 😂💎
I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.
Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of rolling eyes – some achieve it through romance, others through sheer annoyance. It's all about perspective 😂👀 #EyeRollingExpert"
Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”
Commentary:
"Starting conversations with short people by saying 'back when I was your height…' is the quickest way to have them look up to you both figuratively and literally. 🙃 It's all fun and games until they challenge you to a height competition! 📏 #ShortandSweet"
I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.
Commentary:
If video game characters gave relationship advice: Mario for the action, Luigi for the romance. 🍄💚💥💏