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Starting conversations with short people by saying β€œback when I was your height…”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

“Babe” is an insane name; please refer to me as Supreme Leader.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

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