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I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

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Counting the days until I can add "divorce party planner" to my resume! πŸ˜‚πŸ’”πŸŽ‰

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, divorce, half, humor, i, marriage, milestone, relationship, should on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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