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Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

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Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.