I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now. Posted onMar 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Counting the days until I can add "divorce party planner" to my resume! 😂💔🎉 Related funny posts 🤝 Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt? I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce. The gaps in my resume are from the space bar. My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”. I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.