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I’m glad I was not born with a dick, because I would hate the feeling of something between my legs constantly, especially because it would be so massive.

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Well, it's a good thing gravity didn't come with a size option! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anatomy, body, born, Dick, discomfort, feeling, gender, glad, hate, humor, i, legs, male, male anatomy, personal, personal preference, preference, something on Aug 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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