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Mar 25, 2026

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Witty text about a garage sale and borrowed items, humorously expressing hope for no visitors.

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"Having a garage sale: The ultimate passive-aggressive way to solve your borrowing problems 🛠️🚫💸 #SecretlyHopeTheyShowUp"

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