funny social network quotes - Wordgag

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

May 22, 2026

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

May 18, 2026

I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

Apr 1, 2026

Social media is mental suicide.

Mar 31, 2026