Iβm not lazy, Iβm just highly selective about what I suffer for. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Suffering is out, selective relaxation is in! πποΈβ¨ Related funny posts π€ Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw. Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation. Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.