Viewing everyone’s stories like the morning paper. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Keeping up with today's hot gossip headlines, one hilarious story at a time! π°π Related funny posts π€ Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, theyβll argue. I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough. Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, βhot dogs! hot dogs!β over and over again? Thatβs me, looking for hot dogs. My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.