I’m not speaking to my husband, and I donβt think he even knows it. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Silent treatment level: Expert. π―ππ Related funny posts π€ Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time. I’m not talking to my husband and I donβt think he even knows it. My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms. Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it. Not sure if βlife hackβ exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.