I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the only plot twist is when I actually finish one! ππβοΈ Related funny posts π Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story. Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET. My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they donβt read it fast enough. Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture. They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.