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Trying to keep my brain organized like a sock drawer full of mismatched ideas! 🧦🧠
Funny lists quotes
I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.
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Sounds like the only plot twist is when I actually finish one! 📋😂✍️
My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.
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"When did my birth year graduate from the kiddie pool to the deep end of the scroll list? 🚼➡️📜😅"
According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.
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🎅🏼🎁 Looks like my kids have mistaken me for Santa 🤶🏼💰 Who knew fulfilling their Christmas wishes came with such a hefty price tag! 😂👨👩👧👦 #ParentingPerks