Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.
  • If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.
  • Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.
  • My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.
  • Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.
  • If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”