Imagine the sarcasm they’d dish out if cats could speak. Posted onMar 13, 2026Mar 13, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:Cats would probably insist we bow more and change the channel to the fish tank live stream. Related funny posts 😂 Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself! I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0. I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!