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Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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Spotted on TikTok:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Going viral on Discord:

Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

Just shared via Twitch:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Spotted on Telegram:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Shared recently on Discord:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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Well, in case you missed the memo, let me remind you, I'm beautiful! 💁‍♀️✨ Who says self-praise isn't allowed? Just remember, confidence is key! 🌟 #SelfLoveGoals

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34 shares on TikTok this month:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

12 shares on Discord this month:

Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

53 shares on Threads this month:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

59 shares on Threads this month:

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

57 shares on Threads this month:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

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My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

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“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

Seen just now on Slack:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Going viral on Messenger:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Shared recently on TikTok:

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Breaking via Discord:

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Breaking via Instagram:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

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