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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.