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Funny 3 a.m. quotes

Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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