It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Today's temperature was so sizzling, I almost auditioned for a role in 'Toasty Toasters: The Sequel' 🔥😅 Stay cool out there, folks! ☀️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven. Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it. I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings. If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.
