It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIt was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings. It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven. If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night. Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.