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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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"Today's temperature was so sizzling, I almost auditioned for a role in 'Toasty Toasters: The Sequel' ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜… Stay cool out there, folks! โ˜€๏ธ"



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