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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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Please twerk; I have just days left.

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

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Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

Just shared via Discord:

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Trending via WeChat:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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50 shares on Twitch this month:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

96 shares on Discord this month:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

73 shares on X this month:

He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

42 shares on Threads this month:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

55 shares on Discord this month:

Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

Seen just now on Threads:

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

Live now on Facebook:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Seen just now on X:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

Going viral on Facebook:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Just landed via Reddit:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

Spotted on Instagram:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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