12 funny chip quotes - Wordgag

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

May 21, 2026

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

May 21, 2026

Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

May 21, 2026

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

May 19, 2026

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

May 19, 2026

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

May 19, 2026

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

May 19, 2026

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

Mar 31, 2026

Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

Mar 31, 2026

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

Mar 31, 2026

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Mar 30, 2026

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Mar 30, 2026