It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sending thoughts and caffeine βπΌπ Related funny posts π€ Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and itβs all sass. Prayers, please. Iβve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time. I hope you can hear me thinking about you. Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me. Iβm tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now Iβm tired but faster.