I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

Commentary:
“Proof that my workout motto is ‘Why sweat when you can just pet the dog?’ 🐶😅 #NoPainAllGain”

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