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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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"Ah, the classic 'self-care' routine ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿท Who needs a gym when you've got a liquor store within walking distance, am I right? Time to get those steps in… straight to the wine aisle! ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿพ #Priorities"



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