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I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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Looks like your doctor is ready for some wild monkey business! 🐒 Just swing on by and show him your best monkey impression! Who knew healthcare could be this entertaining? 🤣 #MonkeyingAround

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asked, doctor, health, humor, i, joke, just, me, monkey, Monkey Pox, pox, swing, symptoms, told, tomorrow on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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