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Funny semicolon quotes
Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.
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May 28, 2026
Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.
Posted on
May 27, 2026
Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.
Posted on
May 19, 2026
I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.
Posted on
May 19, 2026
I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.
Posted on
Mar 31, 2026