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Funny semicolon quotes

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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