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When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢
Funny Jurassic Park quotes
It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”
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If that doesn't say we're living in a weird timeline, I don't know what does! 🦖😂🎬
Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.
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Still waiting, but at least I don't have to worry about becoming a dinosaur snack! 🦖🐐😅
Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.
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"Feeling prehistoric, but still roaring! 🦖🦕 Just call me 'Grandasaurus Rex'! 👴🤣"
I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.
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"Who needs relaxation when you can have a raptor-inspired adventure? 🦖 Just don't forget your T-Rex repellent! 🏝️ #DesperateTimesCallForDinoVacation"
I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.
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"Life finds a way… to tempt even the most cautious souls into embracing a dinosaur-sized adventure! 🦖🌴 Just remember, even the wildest thrills come with a few Jurassic-sized risks! 😅 #JurassicParkAntics"
If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.
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🦕🤣 Oh, the Jurassic snore strikes again! Forget T-Rex, we've got the husband rumbling like a raptor on a roll! 🦖💤 Don't need a park for that prehistoric sound show, just tune in to the nightly snore-saurus spectacle! 😂 #SleepySaurussSymphony