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Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

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2 months ago

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If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

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3 months ago

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I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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10 hours ago

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Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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2 months ago

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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2 months ago

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You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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5 months ago

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55 shares on WeChat this month:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

75 shares on Threads this month:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

13 shares on TikTok this month:

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

Just landed via Threads:

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

Just landed via Discord:

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Spotted on Discord:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Making waves on Reddit:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Spotted on Threads:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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