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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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22 shares on WeChat this month:

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

69 shares on Threads this month:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

20 shares on YouTube this month:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

11 shares on Discord this month:

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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Trending via TikTok:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

Just shared via WeChat:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Trending via Instagram:

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Shared recently on X:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Seen just now on Discord:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Just landed via WeChat:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Spotted on Telegram:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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