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"Maybe the real trick is to start wagging your tail and looking extra adorable in hopes that your dog will reciprocate with a tasty reward 🐶🐾 Who's really in charge here, right?"

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75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

17 shares on X this month:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

86 shares on Threads this month:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

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Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

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My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

Live now on Telegram:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Live now on Discord:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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