Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJust once I’d like my dog to give me a treat. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended! I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog. Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients. I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist. The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.