Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

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I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

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I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

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I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.