If you get bitten by a snake and youβre not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Testing snake bites: the ultimate patience challenge! πβ³π Related funny posts π€ The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake. Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples. My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try. I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit. I donβt get mad anymore. I’m just like βagain?β Ok then.