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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.