Commentary:
Sounds like my team and I are in a competition to see who can ruin my mood faster! 🏆🤦♂️😂
20 Funny liking quotes
Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.
Commentary:
I've spent my whole life searching for such a moving tune! 🎤🕺😂
Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.
Commentary:
Trying to win a popularity contest with everyone is like asking your cat to love baths, just not gonna happen 😂🛁🐱
What happened to the art of just liking one person?
Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when we committed to one person… like our Wi-Fi does every time we try to connect to someone else's. 📶💔😄
I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.
Commentary:
Sounds like you were born to pilot a spaceship full of emojis 🚀🤣📱!
You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.
Commentary:
"Trusting a politician is like trusting a cat with a laser pointer — proceed with caution! 🐱🔦😆"
The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.
Commentary:
"Proof that even bots have great taste in humor! 😂🤖 #ComedyClassic"
I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.
Commentary:
"When you can't handle the greatness! 😎📱 #YourProblemNotMine"
Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.
Commentary:
"Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"
I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.
Commentary:
"Just doing a quality check! 🕵️♂️😂 #SelfLove"