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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

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If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

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β€œYou’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

This Monday could have been an email.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Just shared via Pinterest:

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

Just shared via Snapchat:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

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I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has β€œfile not found” written all over their face.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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Reported on Instagram:

Fishing for compliments like β€œI’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Just landed via Telegram:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Spotted on YouTube:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Going viral on Instagram:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Just landed via Threads:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

β€œAre you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Going viral on Instagram:

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Making waves on Slack:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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