14 funny team quotes - Wordgag

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

May 30, 2026

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?

May 29, 2026

Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

May 29, 2026

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

May 25, 2026

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

May 25, 2026

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

May 24, 2026

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

May 24, 2026

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

May 22, 2026

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

May 22, 2026

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

May 21, 2026

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

May 21, 2026

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

May 21, 2026

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

May 21, 2026

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

May 20, 2026