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⚽️🤣 Looks like Cape Verde is the true champ we didn't see coming! 🏆🌴
19 Funny team quotes
Earth is an enormous spa for three thousand people, while the rest of us belong to the maintenance team.
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Guess I'll be mopping the cosmic sauna until further notice 😅🪣✨
England is now a Mediterranean country: they have hot weather, a shit economy, and a good football team.
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England's new Mediterranean glow: sunny skies, bad wallets, and football fever! ☀️💸⚽
In the next World Cup, 64 national teams will participate, and Argentina will play against the Vatican, Disneyland, and Narnia.
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Looks like Messi is about to face the ultimate fantasy league! ⚽🧙♂️🏰📿
World Cup is super fun until your team starts playing.
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The World Cup: where I can suddenly relate to a soap opera 🙈⚽️😂
Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.
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Sounds like my team and I are in a competition to see who can ruin my mood faster! 🏆🤦♂️😂
Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?
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When your rivals choke, it feels like winning the championship! 🏆😂🙌
Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”
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Clapping in the trenches: "We really nailed that war thing, didn't we?" 😂👏🪖
My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.
Commentary:
Well, who needs a life coach when you've got rejection coming at you left and right? 🤷♂️ Looks like even the team didn't want you, but hey, at least you have a great sense of humor to fall back on! 😉 Just think of it as an opportunity to excel in solo sports like napping or Netflix marathons. 🏆 Keep that chin up, champ!
The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”
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Looks like their team building strategy was to build relationships with the help of some liquid courage! 🥂 Who needs trust falls and trust exercises when you can bond over a few drinks instead? 😄 #HappyHourTeamBuilding