Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.” Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like the liquor store clerk got hit with a zinger! 🤣 Maybe they can recommend a good bottle to help with that burn! 🔥🍾 #SassyCustomer" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead. As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?” Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store. Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar. I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.
