Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Commentary:
"Looks like the liquor store clerk got hit with a zinger! 🤣 Maybe they can recommend a good bottle to help with that burn! 🔥🍾 #SassyCustomer"

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