Commentary:
Booing at grocery prices like I'm the world's unhappiest sports fan! 🛒😂📣
Funny clerk quotes
Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”
Commentary:
Time really flies when you're waiting in line! ⏳😅📬
Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”
Commentary:
"Looks like the liquor store clerk got hit with a zinger! 🤣 Maybe they can recommend a good bottle to help with that burn! 🔥🍾 #SassyCustomer"
As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”
Commentary:
"Dear customers, please don't forget to do the mandatory store-wide high five before you walk out! 🛒🙌✨ Who knows, you might just end up buying something you never knew you needed! 😄🛍️ #ShoppingAdventures"
Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.
Commentary:
"Well, when life gives you lemons, trade them for tequila! 🍋🥃 Who needs therapy when you have a liquor store clerk as your personal bartender? 🛒💁♂️ Just make sure you're stocked up for all your 'therapy sessions.' 😉"